January 2011
2 posts
Oh, Donnie
“I love it when he jumps over cars. He’s so good at it.”
We McEntee women love the Wahlberg boys. So tasty.
October 2010
5 posts
School of Seven Bells- Face To Face On High...
Shoegaze daze.
The shoegaze genre has made a glorious comeback this week for me. How on earth have I functioned this past quarter without it!? Sigh. But that’s okay! Because our gentle love has rekindled.
These bands in particular are currently gracing my ears.
Air Formation
Autolux
Chapterhouse
The Daysleepers
Flying Saucer Attack
Galaxie 500
Signal Hill
And perhaps most importantly,
School of...
September 2010
2 posts
Oh, Sunshine.
Me: You know what that means? It's time for a haircut.
Canada: Or at least a brush?
Local Joke (Neon Indian Cover)-Millionyoung
August 2010
13 posts
...right?
Me: Al Pachino is speaking at RIT.
Kimberly: Any reason?
Me: ...
Me: The actor...Al Pachino.
Kimberly: Oh. I thought he was a mob boss or something.
Me: You know that's not real, right?
Kimberly: Right. I just thought you were talking about the mob boss...what was his name?
Me: ...
Me: Capone?
Kimberly: Right.
Me: You know he's dead, right?
Kimberly: Yeah. I was just confused.
Me: ...
Chase
Me: I have so much music on my laptop. I'm afraid my laptop is going to wake up one night and kill me.
Chase: Yeah.
Chase: ...
Chase: Wait, what?
No rest for the wicked.
It is absolutely impossible to bring myself to venture to the bed, so long as my headphones continue to serenade me. I learned my lesson: listening to music while laying down only promotes an awkward horizontal dance.
Boo.
July 2010
16 posts
“I’m not hammered. I’m serious.”
– Lisa.
Natural selection, bitch.
I love when my friends from work taunt me because they're drinking, and I'm not.
I left the spelling, as is. Guess who the drunk one is. I'll give you a hint, it's not me.
Lisa: Just got two pizzas
Lisa: This is the best pizza evr
Me: You guys blow mother fucking chunks.
Me: Fuck off weiner head. I'm getting apeshit drunk on you guys tomorrow night. Just wait.
Lisa: Lol we wil b the sober ones putin ur ass on facebook
Me: Sounds like a plan to me!
Lisa: Thats a date badbb
Me: Alright crackhead. Make sure you bring Tommy, or it doesn't count.
Lisa: Bring it
Me: It's on like Donkey-fucking-Kong girlfriend.
Lisa: Stil drinkin losr
Me: Dude. Smoke some crack. And shut up.
Lisa: U gotcrcack?
Me: Fuck yeah, wanna see it? I'll bend over nice and slow for ya.
Lisa: Me and tom r on our way to tap that shit.hes usin the bak door .get it?
Me: No, I don't get it at all. I'm an innocent little lamb. Only I'm screwing the lions and Mom found out. That's why I'm in trouble.
Lisa: Haha we r cumin haha
Me: It's a good thing it won't show on lambs white wool. Damn good thing that.
Me: That's natural selection bitch. I survive, you die.
Lisa: U r too funny iluv u
Things I seriously wouldn't mind right now.
A lanky, pretty boy to sprawl out with.
An obscure bottle of liquor no one’s ever heard of.
A perfectly clear oil slick sky, loitered with stars.
The Junior Boys remix of the Stars song, “Sleep Tonight” playing on a loop.
A swift breeze to carry my concerns and anxieties.
Comfortable silence.
God damn it. It plays out so beautifully in my mind.
/sigh.
[B]
June 2010
1 post
May 2010
20 posts
Hack the planet!
Mrs. Murphy: Dade?
Dade Murphy: Yeah, ma?
Mrs. Murphy: What are you doing?
Dade Murphy: I'm taking over a TV network.
Mrs. Murphy: Finish up, honey, and get to sleep.
..........
Cereal Killer: We have just gotten a wake-up call from the Nintendo Generation.
..........
Kate Libby: 'God gave men brains larger than dogs so they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.' - Ruth Libby.
English Teacher: I'm not sure your mother counts as a significant author of the 20th century.
Kate Libby: Her last book sold 2 million copies.
“Just because I’m wearing a vest, does not mean it doesn’t hurt.”
